键盘侠|狄龙输了就跑没种
【发布时间】：2023-04-30 00:05:01
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（湖人晋级季后赛第二轮）
[赛后贴]西部季后赛首轮，洛杉矶湖人队主场125-85击败孟菲斯灰熊队，总比分4-2淘汰后者。
双方数据
灰熊（2-4）：贝恩15分5篮板2助攻，莫兰特10分5篮板6助攻，小杰克逊14分4篮板，狄龙10分4篮板2助攻，阿尔达马16分5篮板。
湖人（4-2）：詹姆斯22分5篮板6助攻，拉塞尔31分2篮板4助攻，里夫斯11分6篮板8助攻，戴维斯16分14篮板5盖帽，范德比尔特9分3篮板3助攻，八村垒6分4篮板，加布里埃尔6分2篮板，比斯利9分2篮板，沃克8分。
[–]omatts101 1552 points an hour ago
The camera in the third that just kept zooming in on Dillion brooks looking sad af was truly golden
球迷：比赛第三节，转播镜头对着狄龙-布鲁克斯的丑丧脸一直不怀好意的对焦，简直是世界名画啊~~
[–]LakersNBAfanfrom2016Finals 386 points an hour ago
Someone needs to take all of those clips and compile them
湖人球迷：有没有大神能把灰熊的这些丧气脸镜头集起来，剪成一部食屎大片啊~~
[–]LakersPay4Convenience 25 points 46 minutes ago
Just replay all 12 minutes of the 3rd quarter tonight.
湖人球迷：费那闲功夫干嘛？直接看今天的第三节比赛不就得了~~
[–]GrizzliesEatDeeply 192 points an hour ago
What’s weird about him is he seems very sensitive but constantly also puts a huge target on himself
灰熊球迷：狄龙-布鲁克斯这人挺怪的，有一颗脆弱敏感的玻璃心，又兼具贱里贱气爱给自己掘坟的行事作风，真是让人过墓难忘啊…
[–]Spurshuaiyue 39 points 49 minutes ago
Why the fuck is he even talking shit anyways when he hasn't accomplished anything?
马刺球迷：一事无成却毫不妨碍他口吐粪芳，他的脸皮是什么尼玛成分？
（看到狄龙，小编脑子里出现的画面）
[–]LakersPAO_RT_IN_THE_KISSER 52 points 57 minutes ago
Well LeBron just old yellered his entire team
湖人球迷：啧啧啧…今天看来只要老詹的老嗓子一吼，就把整个灰熊都给尿一裤兜~~
[–]Lakersprettyboylee 77 points 59 minutes ago
I did feel bad for him but i think it would’ve been better if he kept talking shit after the losses.
The fact that he talked shit before the series but just kept quiet once they lost doesn’t bode well to me, but why should he care.
湖人球迷：我其实是有点同情狄龙的，但是如果他可以在输球之后还能大言不惭的话，那就完美了啊~可惜他对阵之前动如脱兔，然而输球之后静若处子？太没种啦~~~不过话说回来，为啥他这么敏感啊~~
[–]Jazz19evol61 31 points 57 minutes ago
He's a softie deep down inside. He also probably felt bad for villainizing the whole team that fought so hard to reach 2nd seed.
He deserved it, though, sorry.
爵士球迷：狄龙的内心跟个软妹子似的…他估计也很后悔自己把球队给坑惨了，毕竟灰熊好不容易能打到西部第二啊~~~可惜这都他是自找的…
[–]Lakers_TIMBER_ 1836 points an hour ago*
“I don’t respect anyone til they give me 40.”
Loses elimination game by 40 lol
he has to respect the entire lakers squad now, them's the rules
湖人球迷：“除非他在我头上拿40分，不然我不会尊重他的！”如他所愿，生死战输掉40分，哈哈哈哈哈~~~现在他必须得尊重下湖人队了，湖人才是主宰呢~~~
[–]disconnectedmadafaka 153 points an hour ago
Dillon now gonna lower his head and look down every time he walks by a lakers player
球迷：如果以后路上偶遇湖人球员，狄龙估计都不敢抬不起头打招呼了…
[–]LakersSchneeky 93 points 58 minutes ago
Dillon "Reek" Brooks
湖人球迷：以后请叫他，弟浪-不撸哭死
[–]Heatbaymax18 49 points an hour ago
I would not be surprised if Bron engineered it to win by exactly 40 points for this reason exactly.
热火球迷：如果这场比赛就是老詹导演奔着赢40分去的，我可一点也不意外呢~~
[–]MKenshiX 826 points an hour ago
The game was as close as the final box score suggests
球迷：这场比赛的激烈程度，可比比分看上去强多了啊~~
[–]jackgap 353 points an hour ago
The most misleading stat this game is AD’s box score. 16/14/5 but it felt like a 35/20/8. Absolute monster defensively and had some nasty dunks.
球迷：是啊，浓眉的数据最唬人了，16分14篮板5盖帽，我怎么感觉他得了35分20篮板8盖帽似的啊~~~防守端像只野生动物，还有几个牛逼扣篮呢~~~
[–]kai_123 161 points an hour ago
This was men against boys
球迷：这场比赛就像是身经百战的老司机和初经人事的小处男的对决~~~
[–]Lakersokey_dokey_bokey 74 points an hour ago
That early AD block on Ja was like a dad taking the ball away from his kid.
湖人球迷：比赛初段，浓眉给莫兰特那记盖帽，就像是晚饭饭点到了，一位爸爸去篮球场把儿子的篮球给没收了~
[CHI] Cameron PayneSim888 1342 points an hour ago
“I wouldn’t mind playing LeBron in a 7-game series. The legacy is there. First time back in the playoffs, knock him out right away, that’ll be a good first-round matchup for us.”
— Dillon Brooks
公牛球迷：“我不介意在7场系列赛中和老詹玩儿玩儿，他可了不起啊，而且刚又重回季后赛行列，但是把他干掉手拿把枪的事儿，首轮对决对我们来说可玩性很强。” – 狄龙-布鲁克斯。
[–][OKC] Russell WestbrookNobodyRules 393 points an hour ago
One of those statements that will go on LeBron's future Youtube compilations. Dillon's legacy is secured.
雷霆球迷：像这种烂人骚语，以后指定会出现在老詹的生涯集锦里面的~狄龙以后也可确保人尽皆知了啊~~
[–][LAL] Alex CarusolemurRoy 123 points an hour ago
Lol true it’ll be in every documentary, bro is immortal now
湖人球迷：对对对，以后会出现在各种文章档案里面，这小子可名垂青史了啊~~
[–]Lakersyayajosh 12 points an hour ago
Dillon is smart for this tbh
湖人球迷：不得不说，这么看来，狄龙可真是个小机灵鬼呢~~~
[–]76ersLos_Ingobernablez 34 points 2 hours ago
MFer talk shit to LeBron Fucking James. He dug his own damn grave.
76人球迷：这狗日的敢跟勒布朗-草泥马的-詹姆斯说骚话，我看他墓前情况好不了！
–]VilyaNenyaNarya 281 points 2 hours ago
AD may have just had the best defensive performance I've ever seen in a series, absolutely dominant.
球迷：浓眉今天打出了系列赛最强的防守表现，简直是碾压啊！
[–]WarriorsCurrymvp2 174 points 3 hours ago
Anthony Davis scared him and his team. It was so obvious
勇士球迷：浓眉把狄龙和整支灰熊队都吓尿了，显而易见啊~~
[–]Trail Blazersstoops-is-a-jackass 884 points 2 hours ago
What a pleasure to watch the Grizzlies just get absolutely butt fucked
开拓者球迷：是啊，看到灰熊被按着猛艹，我爽湿了~~~
[–]BullsYeezyYeezyUp2NoGood 326 points 2 hours ago
Dillon Brooks is officially the biggest